The Guards

The Guards are the ones who protect FunkyLand. Currently, we only have information on one of the three Guards, but we'll try to find more soon.

Guard #1


 * An Idiot
 * small
 * Head of the Guard


 * The one writing this
 * Can't cook for her life
 * Is actually pretty good at fighting
 * Pansexual
 * Agender demi-girl fluid (Complicated gender go brrrrrrrrr)